Image description: The really great part is the commentary by an extra below, but for form’s sake: a greyscale illustrated (sort of a charcoal style? I’m not very artistic) comic, three panels, reenacting the Stuttgart scene in The Avengers.
PANEL 1: Loki addressing the crowd: “Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. You were made to be ruled.”
PANEL 2: Loki in closeup: “In the end, you will always kneel.”
PANEL 3: Two men and a woman in the front row of the crowd, all kneeling. Dark-haired bespectacled guy: “Wovon zur Hölle redet der?” Light-haired tuxedo guy: “Scheisse, ich hab keine Ahnung.” Translated in yellow font below: “The fuck is he going on about?” ” - Fuck if I know.”
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I KEPT IMAGINING WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE.
100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
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SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
Oh puppies.
This is a very very cool idea!
1. What do you propose to do? [20 words]
Build an information network that connects to today’s social networks, but isn’t centralized and dependent on a company or investors.
2. Is anyone doing something like this now and how is your project different? [30 words]
Others from Diaspora to…
(Source: newschallenge1)
The original Avengers promo image and Kevin Bolk’s wonderful, pointed parody.
I’d see this movie.
pfffffffft
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